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Humor Quotes

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. Frank A. Clark
When humor goes, there goes civilization. Erma Bombeck
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. E. B. White
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where it is. Ivern Ball
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else. William Rotsler
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. William Arthur Ward
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laugther, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper. Thomas Carlyle
Total absence of humor renders life impossible. Colette, Chance Acquaintances, 1952
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. Mignon McLaughlin
For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever-present sense of humor it is the next best thing to an abiding faith in providence. George Barrell Cheever
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. Robert Benchley
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought. Lin Yutang
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion. Franklin D. Roosevelt
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness. Ellie Katz
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. Clive Jones
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. Jacob August Riis
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. William Makepeace Thackery
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road. Henry Ward Beecher
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing. Clive James
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the unreasonable. Helitzer
( quotes are updated each month )