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Humor Quotes

If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it. Bill Cosby
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. Clive James
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. Jacob August Riis
When humor goes, there goes civilization. Erma Bombeck
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. John Kenneth Galbraith
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. Mignon McLaughlin
Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor has a hundred faces tragedy only a few. H. G. Mendelson
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the unreasonable. Helitzer
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes. William Davis
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance. W. Somerset Maugham
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. Dwight D. Eisenhower
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything --even poverty--you can survive it. Bill Cosby
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Paul Fadiman
Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Author Unknown
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought. Lin Yutang
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. Clive Jones
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. Robert Benchley
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. William Makepeace Thackery
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor. Mark Twain
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. Frank A. Clark
( quotes are updated each month )