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Humor Quotes

Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor has a hundred faces tragedy only a few. H. G. Mendelson
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness. Ellie Katz
For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever-present sense of humor it is the next best thing to an abiding faith in providence. George Barrell Cheever
Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield. Unknown, epitaph for a loved one
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. Dwight D. Eisenhower
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Paul Fadiman
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. Aristotle
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance. W. Somerset Maugham
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing. Clive James
It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment. Freeman John Dyson
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. Jacob August Riis
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Francis Bacon
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. Frank A. Clark
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the unreasonable. Helitzer
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. Robert Benchley
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else. William Rotsler
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor. Shaftesbury
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything --even poverty--you can survive it. Bill Cosby
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. William Makepeace Thackery
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it. George Saintsbury
( quotes are updated each month )