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How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak? Jay Leno Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday Old School If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important. Barbara Colorose My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans or junkies. That is where I draw the line. Steven Bernstein, Interview I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. Lawrence Peter Berra Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. Bob Talbert Our task is to provide an education for the kind of kids we have... Not the kind of kids we used to have... Or want to have... Or the kids that exist in our dreams. Mary Kay Utech A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. Jack Benny Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than we are, and much more forgiving. Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Old Tree, 1993 Thank God kids never mean well Lily Tomlin Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it. Richard Lamm The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up. John Lennon The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. Fred Astaire
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