On this planet, there are people with talents and people with flaws. The smart ones learn to use their talents, but the happy ones learn to accept their flaws. Dick Solomon, 3rd Rock From the Sun

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. Garrison Keillor

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. Mary Ellen Kelly

I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends. Moby, quoted on CNN.com, March 2005

Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man. Old School

None of us is as smart as all of us. Phil Condit

The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway. Bernard Avishai

Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. Al Franken

Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart. Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 205

A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them. John C. Maxwell

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. Plato

People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave. James Randi

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. Scott Adams

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams

New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having smart people with access to state-of-the-art technology. Robert E. Kahn

No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot. Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. Laurence J. Peter

I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase

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