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Smart Quotes

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. Mary Ellen Kelly
I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. Laurence J. Peter
Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. Al Franken
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. Plato
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart. Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 205
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. Garrison Keillor
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave. James Randi
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot. Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns
None of us is as smart as all of us. Phil Condit
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway. Bernard Avishai
A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them. John C. Maxwell
New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having smart people with access to state-of-the-art technology. Robert E. Kahn
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questions Scott Adams
Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man. Old School
On this planet, there are people with talents and people with flaws. The smart ones learn to use their talents, but the happy ones learn to accept their flaws. Dick Solomon, 3rd Rock From the Sun
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway. Bernard Avishai
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. Scott Adams
( quotes are updated each month )